FlingMaster

FlingMaster: someone who enjoys bringing people together for short periods of time. He or she is a temporary version of a match maker and is a proponent of people just generally having a good time. She is your woman, and he is your wing man, on weekend trips or vacations, taking an active role in making sure that your hotel bed does not go unoccupied.

A FlingMaster is very skillful at her craft using expert insight to make this happen. She can tell when two people are just made for each other, or just drunk enough to make it happen. She might use subtle tactics such as, this is my friend, he is your friend, they should be friends. Or other such gems as, hey you! Yes you! Make out with my friend, she's single!


One FlingMaster reached such a high-level of artistry that she has even coordinated transportation for one lucky couple. She told one bright-eyed, cocky suitor to get in a cab with her and his object of temporary affection. And when the lady he had his eye on got out of the cab at her point of departure, this FlingMaster subtly prompted the gentleman that this was also his stop and he should get out of the cab.

These maneuvers can only be properly executed by the Masters themselves. While their methods may seem unorthodox to the untrained ear, they always get results—whether or not these "results" were sought after. They are particularity helpful following a break-up, as they will see to it that you rebound first!

So three cheers to the FlingMaster, may they spread happiness for years to come.