Master-piece:is someone who is pleasing to the eye, but offensive to the ears. Like a work of art, you can appreciate the sheer beauty of the piece, the attention to detail when outfitting themselves and their overall appeal. However, when these striking creatures open their mouth it makes your head hurt—a beast-like speech flows from their mouth in the form of vapid, loud or ignorant commentary. You wish you could go back to that blissful moment before they spoke—when you appreciated their divine aesthetic without realizing how stupid they were.
Similar to a but-her-face, a master-piece is a but-her-brain and they can be either men or women. Their designation is much like that of a creative work, beauty is in the eye of the beholder—and only you can decide if someone goes from goes from a hot "piece" of ass to a master-piece. A perfect example of a master-piece is Brian’s girlfriend Jillian on Family Guy. Sure she is a super hot (in cartoon land), but she has less brain power than the illustrated silicon accentuating her curvy silhouette. But Brian being the appreciator of the Beaux Arts that he is, he just keeps going back for more a little more cultural education every time.
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