Palcohol: past alcohol consumption. It is not the feeling you get after an all night bender or the expanded abdomen after a day of pounding beers. It is the long term effects of drinking. Not to be confused with a hangover, palcohol is the reason you get winded after walking up a flight of stairs, even though you put in time at the gym. Palcohol is the mysterious "cushion" you find lining your six-pack abs after a summer of fun.
Palcohol is the reason you can't remember anything that happened last week, last night or last year. Palcohol (aka your favorite wine) is the reason you will never be a size four, the reason why you are in a constant state of dehydration and the reason why you have bruises on random places of your body. Palcohol is why you can't seem to keep your balance and why you always stumble into static objects that just appeared out of no where. It is why your head always feels heavy at work from lack of sleep, though you pass out cold every night. It is the reason your brain hurts when you attempt simple math or anything else that requires more than a fifth grade education.
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