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Sunday, July 12, 2009

DAS

DAS: drunk and stupid. It's pronounced with a Germanic accent and it refers to that particular condition that affects those who have reached their visible limit of alcohol consumption. When words just flow freely from his or her mouth with no censor and the individual (or individuals) behaves like a total idiot.

When they go beyond the typical DAS and reach a whole new level, then überDas is necessary. For that sloppy drunk who is still pretty funny, but all you can say is, they are soo wasted.

This word was conceived during a recent cab ride when my friend and I shrewdly walked up a hill to catch a cab while a group of guys lazily waiting on the corner. We hopped in the cab and this drunken group starting yelling inappropriate exclamations instead of being gentlementlike. Shocked at this unbecoming behavior, I said, they are just drunk and stupid. And DAS was born.

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