Vintage Mustang: is the male version of a cougar. He is that older man you find at local watering holes that isn't a stallion anymore, but an older specimen roaming free in the singles field. These males sometimes travel in a herd along with their salt-and-pepper haired companions.
While in the wild, it's important to keep in mind that all Vintage Mustangs or "VM"s are not created equal. You can spot a VM that is in great condition with less visible signs of aging and maybe a few wrinkles caused by a recent divorce. Or you can get a really beat up mustang worn by years of drinking and hanging out in dive bars hitting on younger chicks. These creatures will flirt with anything that moves and don't have any standards, where as those in better condition are usually much more driven by physical appereance.
Many vintage mustangs like to impress younger chicks by talking about how much money they have and the accoutrements of their priveledged life. In San Francisco they like to graze in the Marina among the blond and the scantily clad to find their next hot young chick. And somehow the female inhabitants find their talk of money and their grey-flecked hair attractive.
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